DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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