No stitches, just platelets and will power
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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