i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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