You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Randomize
