Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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