so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think my moral compass just broke
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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