Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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