I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How's work?
Spinning.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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