I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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