SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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