I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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