My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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