I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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