i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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