i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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