Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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