What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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