Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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