Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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