is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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