Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
