Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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