On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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