are you still at the devil's house?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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