We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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