Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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