Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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