So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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