So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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