We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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