Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sex in a hospital.. check
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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