No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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