He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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