Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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