As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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