i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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