Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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