Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
no more duck duck goose at the bar
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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