We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
