When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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