what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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