life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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