Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I miss vodka workout Fridays
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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