Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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