Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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