and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
