11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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