I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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