how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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