Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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