Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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