Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So much rum. So many feels.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
