She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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